if interested, you may contact mr. gabriel at rgmsjlc@hotmail.com...
From: Not Arch Angel
Subject: It's Gabe.
Date: Wed, 10 Sep 2003 17:33:00 -0400
Have decided to take over the world.
Unfortunately, I cannot do this without an army of loyal, deadly, remorseless, beautiful women.
Applicants must be beautiful, loyal, smart, cultured and able to kill a man with her bare hands.
If interested, applicants must submit a photo (for verification of beauty), a list of talents and abilities (deadly ones a plus!), and a list of weapons they have mastered.
No squeamish people need apply; I need only women who can look a man in the eyes as she rips out his heart......and then eats it.
Must be able to live in a regimented, military culture that is bent on world domination.
-RGMS
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